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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

30 HOUR FAMINE!

Friday the 13th the grade 8 30 hour famine starts. The famine starts at 9:00 am. The students can't eat the whole time. The teachers cook rice and allow the students to eat it twice. All the kids can play in the gym and rome the school. Kids will be playing floor hockey, lacrosse, volleyball, and any other aports they can put their little minds too! Also at night there will be a game of hide 'n' seek in the dark. Kids will be playing ps3n and x-box 360 also. Gaming out on Call of Duty! My mother is one of the chaperons. She chaperons from 12:00 am to 6:00 am. Mr.Keown says that she just has to bring a lawn chair and a book and monitor the halls at night.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Sam felt the sun shining down on his shoulders while he sat happily by the stream. It was a perfect sunny day and luckily he was spending it with Sarah. Then, all at once Sarah pointed at the water. “Look Sam!” Sarah exclaimed. “It is a baby!"

Sarah and Sam went to retrieve the baby from the water. The water was approximately 5 yards from where they had been. As they approached it they heard growling and roaring.

"Did you hear that Sam?" Sam was trying to be brave and impress Sarah by saying he didn't hear it. Bad mistake. They were one foot away from the little baby when a huge white wolf stepped in front of them. The world slowed right down for Sam. Why did he say he didn't hear it, the wolf could kill him. He was too young to die.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Sam. The wolf lunged at Sam, scratched his chest and ran. "

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Mixed Pasta's

My mother once told me that I would never die. That day when she told me,
I was like, "I hate you, your so selfish you just want the house to yourself Homes."

I regret talking like a gangster to her because that day she kicked me out of the house and said, "You are a robot."

"But I want to be a real boy like Jake Kitto," I replied.

"Just read the book inside your metal stomach!" she yelled as I was crying oil.

Now here I am just sitting in a garbage dump about to die. I saw the car above me about to drop from them moving it. I thought mom said I couldn't die. "I must find the strength!" I yelled. At that moment my whole control motherboard system seems to be moving. Success I thought as I got to my custom baby seal boots and dodged the car.

Seriously I thought all I needed to do to get up from the garbage dump I have been sitting in since I left the house 20 years ago was yell "I must find the strength".
Now that I'm working again I will, I will, I forget everything. All I know is that I'm a robot. I must find my creator because I have no idea what to do. What is the meaning of my life. All I know is that I was made in Virden Manitoba because of the stamp on my neck.

So our robot friend is now making his way to a certain robotics lab in Virden, Manitoba. As he walked up to the big brown and gold doors there was and explosion. He got pushed back by the power of it and banged his leg contol nervous system. I can't move my leg he thought. All of a sudden It came to him all he needed to do was reapair himself. How was he going to do that. This isn't like the garbage dump is it.

Then all of a sudden he let out a huge yell and said, I must find the strength.

All you could hear was his leg control nervous sytem repairing himself.

"Where am I to go now?", he said.

Our troubled friend here walk aimlessely through parks, schools, and hockey rinks and everytime he saw the kids had a woman that was much older then them taking car of them. Why couldn't someone do that for me he thought. Then it came to him. Everyone must have a mother. He tried to think about if he remembered having one.

"Yes, I remember," he yelled to the heavens "but only the part about my mother."

She lives in New Jersey I must go find her he thought. So he travelled for 20 days using whatever he could to get there but when he arrived to where the house was. There was nothing.

"This can't be," he yelled "nooooooooo"

So he sat there crying oil until someone who lived close by came up to him.

"What's the problem?" the stranger said.

Robot Guy wiped the oil from his eyes and said, "I'm a robot and don't know what to do and now my moms gone and I don't know where to find her."

"Oh, you must be him then." the stranger said quietly.

"Must be who?" said Robot Guy

"The stranger said, "Well when your mother past away the house was destroyed and she told me before to tell you who you are. That dary 20 years ago your mother told you to read the book inside your metal stomach. The thing is she forgot to put it there. Then when she went to get it you were gone."

"So what's my purpose?" Robot Guy asked.

"Well all the book said was to be whatever you wanted like a real person," said the stranger.

"Like Jake Kitto?" said Robot Guy.

"Yup and you even get a name. So that was why your mother kicked you out of the house so you could be whatever you wanted in life," said the stranger.

"Well my name's gonna be Alfredo," Alfredo said.

Now I'll become a Jazz player and travel the world he thought. 20 years into the future Alfredo would make a Jazz band with spaghetti and penne and travel the world performing. Alfredo can look back on the day when he knew who he could become anything he wanted and be proud. Before Alfredo went to bed that night he thought about his mother and took back everything he had said.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

"I don't know," she said, as she slammed down the phone.

"What was that about Barbara?," said Mr.Man, who was Barbaras husband. They had been married for 29 years and still lived in their tiny little cottage.

"Oh just shut up!" she yelled at her husband.