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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Inanimate Object

I would bring the Golf clubs that my Grandpa gave me from his basement.


Me: Hey guys how's it feel to be alive

4 wood: It feels like we are brand new again

Me
: So Golf clubs did my Grandpa used to be good at golf when he was my age.

Driver
: WHAT! he was terrible back then.

Me
: Haha, so he was just like me.

Putter
: Yup but at least you don't take a full swing on your putt!

Me
: And he's teaching me how to putt!

Pitching wedge
: Yup but man could he chip.

Me
: Yah that's something i need to work on.

Pitching wedge
: dang rights you do.

Me
:I know, anyway we better get going it's tee off time.

Clubs
: Thanks for bringing us to life it was the best.

Me
: No problem clubs, thanks.

1 comment:

  1. Clever Jake.

    I like how you used the voices from the different clubs for a spin on things.

    Remember to please use capital I's where necessary, and consider adding a picture to spice things up.

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